The Unified Conspiracy Theory

Can you figure out who wanted the crop circles in? (note: if you can, then you are not a conspiracy theorist)

Collage by author; background from Americamagazine, Volcano, Giuliani, Cruz, Greene.

Donald Trump, Ted Cruz, Rudy Giuliani, and Marjorie Taylor Greene got together in an undisclosed New York Pizzeria to reign in the expanding universe of conspiracy theories. The objective of the pizza-parlor-meeting was to decide on…