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The Unified Conspiracy Theory
Can you figure out who wanted the crop circles in? (note: if you can, then you are not a conspiracy theorist)
Donald Trump, Ted Cruz, Rudy Giuliani, and Marjorie Taylor Greene got together in an undisclosed New York Pizzeria to reign in the expanding universe of conspiracy theories. The objective of the pizza-parlor-meeting was to decide on a Unified Theory of Everything Conspirational.
It was a successful meeting because after conclusion they held a press conference wherein they announced their unified conspiracy theory, or as they called it: The Single Alternative Truth (SAT), which Ms. Greene wants to set as a mandatory exam to accede to any governmental position.
The Unified Conspiracy Theory, or Single Alternative Truth, is subscribed by all 4 conspiracy proponents, said Donald Trump, who has the title of Grand Fake.
This is the speech from the President of SAT, Grand Fake Trump:
“The novel coronavirus is developed on a secret American basis by Soros’ henchmen. Bill Gates has developed a vaccine that includes a nano-chip that is to be activated by the 5G network. All vaccinated children will then get a digital ID so that the satanic cannibalistic pedophile cabal, led by the Clintons, Soros and Tom Hanks, can easily…
