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Mitch Inoz
17 min readJun 19, 2020

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Thank you, Mr. Trump!

A letter listing all the thank yous for your first Term.

Dear Mr.Trump,

I humbly foresee, that there soon will be a time that the world will refer to the period up-to 2016 as BT. The period after you leave office (we wish that you won’t ever disappear one day, like magic) will be known as AT. The period of your presidency will be of greater significance than the life of Jezus.

Let me clearly state here, that for the good of the American people and for the good of the world, I sincerely hope that during your second term, if not in your first, you will implement a new constitutional law that allows the President to remain in power for as long as the voters wish, and also when the President unilaterally decides to remain in power for the good of the American people.

Any reasonable person would agree with you and me, dear President, that it is better that a genius President decides who runs the country, than a bunch of average voters. Who wants the vote of some dumb-lefty with an IQ below 130 to cancel out the vote of a President with an IQ that is, allegedly, well above 200? Now that would be dumb. So please hurry up and make that change.

Please allow me to thank you in this letter for what you do, not only for America, but for the World. You are not only Making America Great Again (MAGA), no Sir, you are Making the…

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Mitch Inoz
Mitch Inoz

Written by Mitch Inoz

IT-, biotech-, fintech survivor, fan of: languages, critical thinking, golf, tennis, Cruyff and is now an omil (Old Man In Lycra)

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