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Scientists baffled. Covid-19 virus destroyed by prayer and positive thinking.

New research by prof. Robert U. Cirious, from the National University of Noway, has discovered that prayer and positive thinking are amongst the most effective tools against the spread of Covid. The experiment performed on a randomized population of double blind mice demonstrated that those with evangelical backgrounds were immune to infection. From those who did get the infection it was shown that positive thinking, and positive denial of the infection led to 46% higher cure-rates than the control-group who were given a placebo positive thinking course.

Prof. Robert U Cerious then compared the results with top-infectious gatherings such as the Trump rallies, and compared the results between evangelical gatherings and non-evangelical ones. Indeed he found that Evangelicals and positive thinkers, i.e. those who are convinced that Covid-19 does not exist or is harmless, do not acquire the disease (the experiment took into account the overlap of evangelicals and positive thinkers).

The professor at the National University of Noway, says that he and his colleagues are baffled by the results. Although the scientific community has known for a long time that prayer, wishful- and positive thinking are human’s strongest natural vaccines against disease and other forms of evil, he says that “this is the first time this was unequivocally proven…