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Revealed: The Trump-Putin chat.
When Putin hosted Trump in Moscow.
“Sure Mr. Trump, we are pleased to provide you girls even younger than those our good friend Jeffrey can provide in Miami. If they are virgins? But of course Mr. Trump, of course. What is that? 15 is your upper limit but there is no lower limit? Ahhh, yes, I see Mr. Trump, you mean age, because no lower limit in numbers, would mean that you would be ok with 0 girls, which you obviously are not. We understand that a special man like yourself wants to experience complete freedom with babies too. What’s that? Eating? Sure, sure you can eat the babies after you have given them your love… or before.
Yes we understand. The people out there do not understand how people like us live. The average people with their useless jobs and their useless lives, the insignificant minions who pay us to live our lives like this, want to have their impulses controlled! The more you tell them that God wants more restrictions on their lives, the more they think it is Freedom. Haha, Mr. Trump, that’s how stupid the masses are. They are there just for us, to use as we please. Tell them that religious constraint is good, that it represents freedom, and they believe you. Tell them that they should carry guns for protection and they will feel safe. Then you want a war? You tell them that ‘they’ are coming after ‘your’ Freedom. ‘Freedom’…
