Mitch Inoz
1 min readApr 22, 2021

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Mmm, looks like you didn’t really get the guy. As a guy, let me explain something to you. I know, I know, you think you know, but just listen. I am a guy, so I can explain it so that even females can understand it. You see, it just so happens that we guys are perfect, that’s why we can talk about what’s wrong with women. I mean, it would be impolite if we kept banging on about our own perfection. About our perfect bodies, our sharp intellect, our drive to conquer and shape the world so that women feel safe to bear children. We are not narcissists and perfection is boring anyways. So we talk about your imperfections instead. Women should be happy. The fact that we, perfect guys, bang on about female imperfections, and gosh do they have some, is our way of complimenting them. That’s not boring. And we can always find some interesting deficiency in your physique, intellect and behaviour. You are never boring and we always make interesting, and helpful, conversation. We can go on for ever complimenting you with not being boringly perfect. We are also creative, because we will always find something new about you to criticize. You see?Aren’t we just perfect? Complimenting these imperfect creatures. But that’s just us, men. That’s how we are. Aren’t women lucky to be surrounded by such perfect beings? Coz, really, they don’t deserve it, I mean considering all those imperfections….ok I stop complimenting now. (perfect timing)

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Mitch Inoz

IT-, biotech-, fintech survivor, fan of: languages, critical thinking, golf, tennis, Cruyff and is now an omil (Old Man In Lycra)